- someone: what are your plans for the weekend
- me: who knows
- me: (i know)
- me: (i'm not leaving the house)
reblog if you want anons but in reality no one is going to send you anything and will just reblog this
(Source: androgyns, via keryn-sanchez)
Gay marriage should be legal because gay divorce court shows would be fucking hilarious
(via keryn-sanchez)
Today in science we learned that you can never gain cold, you can only have an absence of heat; and it made me think that maybe hatred doesn’t exist, and there’s only an absence of love.
this is the realist shit I’ve ever read
(via keryn-sanchez)
our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s
they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”
(via im-an-invisiblemonster)
imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever had sex with
imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever thought about having sex with
#it’s raining men
(via im-an-invisiblemonster)
- Family: (We are watching a show on domestic abuse)
- Me: Okay my love, if a man ever hits you or verbally abuses you, what do you do?
- Little sister: You kick his nuts and then you kick him out
- Me: I was going say report him to the police but that works too.
we could be married with like 4 kids and i’d still be too scared to text you first
(via holesinreality)
